Ugly Pig And Lonely Butterfly] "If I Were Your Husband, I Wouldn't Let You Be So Lonely..." The Only Magic Words That I, Chee Cow, Can Use To Detect And Swamp And Bug A Dependent, Mendacious, Married Woman.

[The Ugly Pig And The Lonely Butterfly] “If I Were Your Husband, I Wouldn’t Let You Feel So Lonely…” The One Magic Phrase That Allows Me—a Total Loser—to See Through A Mentally Fragile, Dependent Married Woman, Draw Her In, And Drive Her Crazy (FOD-004)